Welcome to a fractured nation where sanity has officially left the building, and America is being run by the ultimate unbalanced leadership team. Spearheaded by the headless President Stump and his cabal of addled, tinfoil-hatted advisors—the country is spiraling into glorious chaos. But hope has four legs and a cape! Enter our woolly hero, the Llama of Justice, on a relentless, black, white and brown mission to track down, confront, and completely shut down everything that ails 'Murica! Can one camelid crusader restore common sense to a system gone completely off the rails?
Writing, Art and everything else by Bill Bateman
Issue #1 - The Hollow Man Cometh
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In this debut issue, a fractured America has completely lost its collective memory, led by the headless President Stump and a cabal of addled, conspiracy-brained advisors—JC Trance, Karolyn Pivot, and Peter Hedge-Bet. As the last vestige of order crumbles under a bizarre, forgotten mandate, the Llama of Justice arrives on the scene to discover who is truly pulling the strings of this amnesiac nation. Will our four-legged hero catch President Stump before he can accidentally launch a nuclear strike while trying to find the mute button on the TV remote?
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